Nintendo Wario Ware Inc.: Mega Party Game, Инструкция пользователя

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Hey, everybody, how ya doin’!?
To be honest, I couldn’t care less how you are doing!
I’m doin’ great! I ate a healthy breakfast of bacon,
bacon, and more bacon, and washed it all down with
a glass of bacon grease! Oh, I’ve decided to keep a
diary, starting today! Why, you ask? Because I’m
gonna include it in my autobiography, entitled “Wario:
The Brains Behind the Boogers”! I’m gonna make
millions! That’s right, baby! It’s all about the money!
Treasure chests are nice, but that gold stuff’s heavy!
Give me stackable, foldable, crinkly green cash any
day! But never mind that, I’ve got to get writing!
I pounded down a healthy cup of sugar (with just a
dash of coffee) for breakfast, and then I rushed to the
office to put the finishing touches on my new game,
WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Party Game$. Or at least,
that’s what I was gonna do! I hopped on my chopper,
and there I was, cruising along, just a-singin’ a song
(hey! I’m a poet!), when all of a sudden, my bike
starts flippin’ out, and I take a wicked spill! After my
face had finished skidding across the concrete, I
realized I’d landed right on some guy’s wallet! I
guess today’s my lucky day!
It’s a good day to start a diary! It’s a good day to start a diary! It’s a good day to start a diary! It’s a good day to start a diary!
AUG 3
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Forecast: Mostly sunny