The person playing the microgame when the balloon explodes is a
loser! If you follow my directions, you surely will be the victor!
While carefully timing the incremental
increases in balloon size, scream BLAMMO
at the top of your lungs to scare other
players—this approach has proven
successful in lab experiments.
Watch the speed at which the balloon
grows. It might benefit you to lose a
microgame or two in order to time it so
that you aren’t playing when it blows!
I’ve no interest in this diary nonsense. I’ve got
SCIENcE stuff to do! But...Wario said he’d help
with my rent if I wrote this for him. Science
doesn’t pay the bills, I’m afraid.
Balloon Bang
AUG 11
th
Forecast: scattered showers
Do you recall the storm clouds that were hanging around
last night? I made them rain… I did it with a little
invention I created using the theory of balloonic entropy.
I’ve discovered the
equation of success!
Scientificky mustache
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