Nintendo Wario Ware Inc.: Mega Party Game, Инструкция пользователя

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AUG 15
th
Forecast
:
It’s dark! How should I know?
My diary’s gotten a little out of whack, so I guess I’ll have
to write this last chapter. Hey, wait a minute! Everybody
wrote about themselves instead of about me! This won’t
make a very good chapter in “Wario: The Brain Behind
the Boogers,” my upcoming autobiography!!
Oh well, who cares!? I’ve already made a mountain of
cash off my game sales! By the way, I’m inviting
everybody to the roof of my company to enjoy the Wario
fireworks tonight! While everybody’s stuffing their faces
at the picnic, I’ll be running off with all the cash!
Employee salaries? Not in my company! If you ignore the
problem long enough, it just goes away! Oh yeah, when
the picnic's over, all my employees can consider
themselves FIRED!!
That’s it for my diary! That’s it for my diary! That’s it for my diary!
Waaaaah ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Well, that was tough, huh?
WHAT!! You got everything
right? This test means
nothing!! I decide who gets
hired at my company! And I
don’t have a single penny to
pay you! To tell you the
truth, I don’t think I’ve ever
paid anybody anything!
How would you like to work for ME at my glorious company? How much does it pay!?!
You cheeky punk! I’ll tell you later! MUCH LATER! Some people make nothing; some
people make something! It’s all up to me and whatever I’m feeling like at the time! You
gotta problem with that?
Employment Application
for WarioWare, Inc.!
Write a joke, and make it funny!
How do you like my victory pose?
What did I eat yesterday, and how much?
Be careful here… What are my measurements?
Draw a cool picture of me
( ) servings ( ) servings ( ) servings
Morning __________ Afternoon __________ Evening __________
Chest ( ) Waist ( ) Hip ( )
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