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MAINTENANCE

WARNING: If you aren't familiar with the innards of tube guitar amps, DO NOT OPEN THE 
G-1000. It is a VERY complex amp, more so than any other guitar amp you've ever seen. The 
tubes are difficult to access, so changing them requires cabinet disassembly. Sorry about 
that.

BE CAREFUL removing the chassis from the wooden cabinet.

 There are two sets of cords 

going to the reverb tanks, which are attached to the rear of the cabinet front panel. Pull the 
chassis partway out, reach in and unplug the reverb tanks, then remove the chassis fully.
The tubes have their heaters run on 5 volt regulated DC power. This will insure a maximal 
lifetime. They should last for many years, so why are you worried about replacing them 
already?

All of the tube types used are no longer made, except for 6CG7s. Fear not. All these tubes are 
VERY commonly available in great quantities in NOS form, and not available from your friendly 
guitar dealer. Try Antique Electronic Supply (

www.tubesandmore.com

) or 

Radio Electric Supply (

www.vacuumtubes.net

). 

The 6BK5 output tubes are being run conservatively, and should last some years. You DO 
NOT need matched pairs, as they are in a self-balancing and self-biasing circuit. There are no 
bias adjustments. Sadly, there are no other tube types that will work here, so DO NOT try to 
“tube roll” different types.

The overdrive tubes in the HAPPY channel can be almost any sharp-cutoff pentode. 6AU6s or 
6AK5s will work fine. There are a lot of pentodes that will work here. I can't list them all, for 
lack of space. Check with us if you want to “tube roll” here. 

The tubes in the overdrive of the ANGRY channel are remote-cutoff pentodes. You can also 
use sharp-cutoff pentodes for a different sound. The 6BN6 tube can NOT be replaced with any 
other type.

Keep the same types in the reverb section. The HAPPY amp-input tube can be a 6AU7 or a 
7AU7 (the difference in heater voltages will have very little effect on sound or gain). 

DO NOT try 12AX7s anywhere in this amplifier. They won't work. DO NOT listen to guitar amp 
“tech gurus”. They know very little, and have never seen this circuit before. Check with us 
BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID. Thank you.

The plate-circuit fuses should NOT blow. If they do, there is probably a shorted 6BK5 tube, or 
a shorted filter capacitor. Check with us if new 6BK5s don't fix the problem.

If an amp channel stops working or you smell melting plastic, the amp has overheated. DO 
NOT TAKE CHANCES. Turn the damn thing off IMMEDIATELY and let it cool for a few hours. 
Then, and ONLY then, can you have a technician look at it.

“Retarded Animal Babies” Cartoons ©2007 David C. Lovelace, all right reserved. Thanx man!  

Check out Dave's horrendously offensive animations at umop.com

(text is copyright 2008 Metasonix. All rights reserved. It is a violation of federal law to reproduce, reuse or duplicate this publication without the express written permission of 
Metasonix or its assigned representative.)      (Oh, you want to FIX it? You say you want a SCHEMATIC?? Oh, that's PRICELESS. 
Contact us at METASONIX. PMB 109, 881 11tth Street, Lakeport CA 95453, (707) 263-5343, [email protected]. We'll arrange for repair, while refusing to give you a 

schematic. The circuit of this bastard thing is so embarrassing, we didn't write it down anyway.)

Summary of Contents for G-1000 Fucking Fucker

Page 1: ...IDE No user serviceable parts inside Refer servicing to qualified service personnel DETAILED SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS All the safety and operation instructions must be read before the G 1000 is operated If you don t read and HEED them you are a MORON and you deserve to be RAPED BY NICOLE RITCHIE She ll probably use a dead chihuahua RETAIN INSTRUCTIONS The safety and operating instructions should be ret...

Page 2: ...n installation space must be left around it to allow convection from the case HEAT The G 1000 MUST be situated away from heat sources such as radiators heat registers stoves or other devices including power amps that produce heat POWER SOURCE The G 1000 should be connected to a power supply ONLY of the type marked on the G 1000 rear panel POWER CORD PROTECTION Power supply cords should be routed s...

Page 3: ...UENTIAL DAMAGES FOR BREACH OF THIS OR ANY OTHER WARRANTY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WHATSOEVER Some states do not allow the exclusion or limitation of special incidental or consequential damages so the above limitation may not apply to you This warranty gives you specific legal rights and you may also have other rights which vary from state to state METASONIX shall not be held liable for any incidental co...

Page 4: ...ntrol a REAM YOUR ASS control a reverb amount control a dead typical set of guitar amp tone controls and a master volume which only affects the ANGRY channel Suggest you start with INPUT LEVEL at 12 o clock REAM and REVERB fully counterclockwise BASS MID TREBLE at 12 o clock and MASTER VOLUME at 9 o clock How do you like the cartoons Also please note the little toggle switches Each channel has an ...

Page 5: ...OUTPUTS MUST BE LOADED WITH A PROPER 8 OHM LOAD DO NOT use the outputs to overdrive another amp Shithead It won t get you any more distortion The hell is already built into the G 1000 Because you like red hot things up your butthole Each channel has its own SEND RETURN jack It is NOT necessary to connect anything to this jack to use the amp normally it is provided for addition of outboard effects ...

Page 6: ...the tone controls Big deal Yes just like the tone controls on most guitar amps if you turn the bass mid and treble all the way down they kill the entire signal Try turning up the REVERB Note that it s probably noisy Some people like that You can fiddle with the PHASE knob now It uses a phase inverter circuit to mix together the straight and inverted instrument signal At midpoint the primary signal...

Page 7: ...pace Check with us if you want to tube roll here The tubes in the overdrive of the ANGRY channel are remote cutoff pentodes You can also use sharp cutoff pentodes for a different sound The 6BN6 tube can NOT be replaced with any other type Keep the same types in the reverb section The HAPPY amp input tube can be a 6AU7 or a 7AU7 the difference in heater voltages will have very little effect on soun...

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