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And in case you were wondering: yes, both the HAPPY and ANGRY channels are 

not

 entirely 

stable. With many settings of the controls, you will hear loud screeches, background noise, 
oscillations, and even “motorboating”. It's what you wanted—unstable and evil. Okay? 

The reverb circuits are also not clean. We worked very hard to cram separate reverb into each 
channel. They use gen-you-wine Accutronics reverb springs. If you want clean reverb, buy 
something else. If you really must have a “conventional” sound, keep the INPUT LEVEL 
controls down below the 9 o'clock level. And excuse us as we snigger at you.

When you have speakers attached, plug your instrument in, and set the amp controls thus:
HAPPY: INPUT LEVEL at 12 o'clock, PHASE and REVERB fully counterclockwise, BASS-MID-
TREBLE at 12 o'clock, and MASTER VOLUME at 9 o'clock.
ANGRY: INPUT LEVEL at 12 o'clock, REAM and REVERB fully counterclockwise, BASS-MID-
TREBLE at 12 o'clock, and MASTER VOLUME at 9 o'clock.

Hit the power switch (on the back panel). There is no standby switch, because standby 
switches are stupid (they do NOT improve the lifetime of the tubes), and few people use them 
properly anyway. Yes, most guitar players are imbeciles.

Hit the ENABLE switch on the HAPPY channel. Play. Sounds awful? Ha ha ha. Twiddle the 
tone controls. Big deal. (Yes, just like the tone controls on most guitar amps, if you turn the 
bass, mid and treble all the way down, they kill the entire signal.)
Try turning up the REVERB. Note that it's probably noisy. Some people like that.
You can fiddle with the PHASE knob now. It uses a phase inverter circuit to mix together the 
straight and inverted instrument signal. At midpoint, the primary signal is canceled out—
leaving only the distortion of the preamp circuit. Fascinating. I've never seen it on a tube 
guitar amp, though it appears on solid-state amps occasionally.
Now, if you dare, hit the DRIVE switch. It adds a “reasonable” amount of overdrive distortion.
Please note that the MASTER VOLUME controls are not linked. Each channel is separate from 
the other. Don't like it? Eat me. If you can find one, use a stereo volume pedal inserted into the 
send-return jacks.

Disable the HAPPY channel and enable ANGRY. Beware—it has a LOT more distortion than 
the HAPPY channel. Try the various controls. The REAM YOUR ASS knob adds a feedback 
loop in the ANGRY preamp, making it oscillate in an unpredictable fashion. As if it wasn't 
prone to oscillation already. You wanted MORE GAIN, here it is.

Recording and miking the G-1000 is up to you. If you're itching for more volume, you can 
always take the SEND outputs and run them to a larger outboard power amp. Note that the 
MASTER VOLUMEs occur AFTER the send-return, and will not control the level of the send 
outputs.

Summary of Contents for G-1000 Fucking Fucker

Page 1: ...IDE No user serviceable parts inside Refer servicing to qualified service personnel DETAILED SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS All the safety and operation instructions must be read before the G 1000 is operated If you don t read and HEED them you are a MORON and you deserve to be RAPED BY NICOLE RITCHIE She ll probably use a dead chihuahua RETAIN INSTRUCTIONS The safety and operating instructions should be ret...

Page 2: ...n installation space must be left around it to allow convection from the case HEAT The G 1000 MUST be situated away from heat sources such as radiators heat registers stoves or other devices including power amps that produce heat POWER SOURCE The G 1000 should be connected to a power supply ONLY of the type marked on the G 1000 rear panel POWER CORD PROTECTION Power supply cords should be routed s...

Page 3: ...UENTIAL DAMAGES FOR BREACH OF THIS OR ANY OTHER WARRANTY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WHATSOEVER Some states do not allow the exclusion or limitation of special incidental or consequential damages so the above limitation may not apply to you This warranty gives you specific legal rights and you may also have other rights which vary from state to state METASONIX shall not be held liable for any incidental co...

Page 4: ...ntrol a REAM YOUR ASS control a reverb amount control a dead typical set of guitar amp tone controls and a master volume which only affects the ANGRY channel Suggest you start with INPUT LEVEL at 12 o clock REAM and REVERB fully counterclockwise BASS MID TREBLE at 12 o clock and MASTER VOLUME at 9 o clock How do you like the cartoons Also please note the little toggle switches Each channel has an ...

Page 5: ...OUTPUTS MUST BE LOADED WITH A PROPER 8 OHM LOAD DO NOT use the outputs to overdrive another amp Shithead It won t get you any more distortion The hell is already built into the G 1000 Because you like red hot things up your butthole Each channel has its own SEND RETURN jack It is NOT necessary to connect anything to this jack to use the amp normally it is provided for addition of outboard effects ...

Page 6: ...the tone controls Big deal Yes just like the tone controls on most guitar amps if you turn the bass mid and treble all the way down they kill the entire signal Try turning up the REVERB Note that it s probably noisy Some people like that You can fiddle with the PHASE knob now It uses a phase inverter circuit to mix together the straight and inverted instrument signal At midpoint the primary signal...

Page 7: ...pace Check with us if you want to tube roll here The tubes in the overdrive of the ANGRY channel are remote cutoff pentodes You can also use sharp cutoff pentodes for a different sound The 6BN6 tube can NOT be replaced with any other type Keep the same types in the reverb section The HAPPY amp input tube can be a 6AU7 or a 7AU7 the difference in heater voltages will have very little effect on soun...

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