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EL84s, which use only 1.5 amps and produce 12 watts of audio.

We used 6BK5s because (a) they're deviant, (b) nobody wants them, and (c) they KICK ASS on the 

junky tubes most guitar amps use. 6BK5s would also make great high-fidelity power tubes, thanks to 
very low distortion and great peak-power capability. But instead, we had to put them in an absolutely 

hideous guitar amp. Yes, we suck.

The preamp section of the amp is deviant as well. The very first section is two 6BF6 triodes. All they 
do is provide a strong amplified signal to the driver sections of the two amplifiers.

The two preamp driver sections use different lineups of tubes, and thus sound COMPLETELY 

DIFFERENT. We won't go into all the details, they'll just confuse your ass. They're weird tubes.

HAPPY:

The one on the left is the “HAPPY” channel. It has an input level control, a PHASE control, a reverb-

amount control, a dead-typical set of guitar-amp tone controls, and a master volume which only 
affects the HAPPY channel. Suggest you start with INPUT LEVEL at 12 o'clock, PHASE and REVERB 

fully counterclockwise, BASS-MID-TREBLE at 12 o'clock, and MASTER VOLUME at 9 o'clock.

ANGRY:

The one on the right is the “ANGRY” channel. It has an input level control, a REAM YOUR ASS control, 

a reverb-amount control, a dead-typical set of guitar-amp tone controls, and a master volume which 
only affects the ANGRY channel. Suggest you start with INPUT LEVEL at 12 o'clock, REAM and 

REVERB fully counterclockwise, BASS-MID-TREBLE at 12 o'clock, and MASTER VOLUME at 9 o'clock.

How do you like the cartoons? 

Also please note the little toggle switches. Each channel has an ENABLE switch, right before the input 
level control. It allows you to mute each channel separately. 

You have to flip the switch UP to hear 

anything, idiot. 

The HAPPY channel has a DRIVE switch. Flip it up to get overdrive on that channel.

The ANGRY channel has a PAIN switch. It activates severe, massive distortion. (Overdrive, in fact. Just 
totally different from the HAPPY channel overdrive.) It uses remote-cutoff pentodes and one of those 

notorious 6BN6 tubes.

And in case you were wondering about footswitches: these little toggles are wired in parallel with the 
optional footswitch control, which plugs into the special 5-pin plug on the rear panel of the G-1000. 

You have to set all the toggles DOWN if you use the footswitch.

 So, with your fat ugly stinky foot, you 

can enable/disable each channel and enable/disable its overdrive/distortion/whatever. We should also 

note that the four-channel footswitch is a specially-wired custom item, which you HAVE to buy from 
us. No other footswitch will work. Heh.

Summary of Contents for G-1000 Fucking Fucker

Page 1: ...IDE No user serviceable parts inside Refer servicing to qualified service personnel DETAILED SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS All the safety and operation instructions must be read before the G 1000 is operated If you don t read and HEED them you are a MORON and you deserve to be RAPED BY NICOLE RITCHIE She ll probably use a dead chihuahua RETAIN INSTRUCTIONS The safety and operating instructions should be ret...

Page 2: ...n installation space must be left around it to allow convection from the case HEAT The G 1000 MUST be situated away from heat sources such as radiators heat registers stoves or other devices including power amps that produce heat POWER SOURCE The G 1000 should be connected to a power supply ONLY of the type marked on the G 1000 rear panel POWER CORD PROTECTION Power supply cords should be routed s...

Page 3: ...UENTIAL DAMAGES FOR BREACH OF THIS OR ANY OTHER WARRANTY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WHATSOEVER Some states do not allow the exclusion or limitation of special incidental or consequential damages so the above limitation may not apply to you This warranty gives you specific legal rights and you may also have other rights which vary from state to state METASONIX shall not be held liable for any incidental co...

Page 4: ...ntrol a REAM YOUR ASS control a reverb amount control a dead typical set of guitar amp tone controls and a master volume which only affects the ANGRY channel Suggest you start with INPUT LEVEL at 12 o clock REAM and REVERB fully counterclockwise BASS MID TREBLE at 12 o clock and MASTER VOLUME at 9 o clock How do you like the cartoons Also please note the little toggle switches Each channel has an ...

Page 5: ...OUTPUTS MUST BE LOADED WITH A PROPER 8 OHM LOAD DO NOT use the outputs to overdrive another amp Shithead It won t get you any more distortion The hell is already built into the G 1000 Because you like red hot things up your butthole Each channel has its own SEND RETURN jack It is NOT necessary to connect anything to this jack to use the amp normally it is provided for addition of outboard effects ...

Page 6: ...the tone controls Big deal Yes just like the tone controls on most guitar amps if you turn the bass mid and treble all the way down they kill the entire signal Try turning up the REVERB Note that it s probably noisy Some people like that You can fiddle with the PHASE knob now It uses a phase inverter circuit to mix together the straight and inverted instrument signal At midpoint the primary signal...

Page 7: ...pace Check with us if you want to tube roll here The tubes in the overdrive of the ANGRY channel are remote cutoff pentodes You can also use sharp cutoff pentodes for a different sound The 6BN6 tube can NOT be replaced with any other type Keep the same types in the reverb section The HAPPY amp input tube can be a 6AU7 or a 7AU7 the difference in heater voltages will have very little effect on soun...

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