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“Tone,” a sound of “Beep, beep”
is heard, and when sliding from
“Tone” to “Jackie,” a sound of
“Alarm, alarm, alarm” is heard.
When  sliding  on  your  fa n ny
across a wet rubber mat in your
bathing suit, a sound of “Wheee!”
is heard.

SAVE JOKE

Press to save a joke

either while it’s being played or
after it’s played. The joke will be
touched that you like it enough to
keep it around.

ENCORE JOKE

Press to listen to a

saved joke. It may sound familiar.

RESET

The 

RESET

switch is locat -

ed on the back of the unit. (The
back of the unit is the opposite
side of the front of the unit.) If
J a c k i e ’s 

Talking 

Comedy

Calculator locks up or malfunc-
tions, use a ballpoint pen to press

R E S E T

.  Also  press 

R E S E T

a f t e r

i n s e rting  new  batteries.  A n d
please  immediately  replace  the
batteries if you have just pulled
this  unit  out  of  a  2003  Ti m e
Capsule. If none of this works,
please use the same ballpoint pen
to do your calculations and write
your own jokes.

Setting the Clock Time 
After the unit has been reset, the
display will show the time, start-
ing at “

12-00-00 AM

.” If the

unit has not been reset, press the

TIME

button, and the display will

show the current time. That is, if
it’s set correctly. Hey ... if it’s set
correctly, ignore this section and
go right to the “Gambling Tips”
section.

Press the 

M

-/

TIME SET

button, and

if the sound is on, Jackie’s voice
will confirm your selection, that

you’re about to set the time. And
we all love reassurance. Don’t be
nervous, but now, yes, we’re ready
to set the time.

Pressing  the 

T I M E

button  will

change “AM” to “PM,” and press-
ing it again will change it back to
“AM.” Obviously, you could do
this all day. (And then it really
would  change  from  “AM”  to
“PM”! Hah!)

The first digit of the time will be
flashing (“digit” is a fancy word
for “number”). You may (may I?

Using Your Comedy Calculator

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Страница 1: ...Model No JK01 Operating Manual www ExcaliburElectronics com Jackie s Talking Comedy Calculator Excalibur Electronics...

Страница 2: ...ety care and battery information there may be a pop quiz on Monday And then keep this manual for reference do not sell it on eBay especially if you jot down your favorite recipes or unimportant relati...

Страница 3: ...get the credit for the regular screwdriver Or was it a guy named Regular Lift off the battery compartment lid Install the batteries making sure to match polarity and Place the tab of the battery com...

Страница 4: ...s Talking Comedy Calculator LCD ENCORE JOKE UNIT DIGIT ALARM CLOCK REPLAY SOUND ON OFF TALKING COMEDY MC ENTER SAVE JOKE ALARM TONE JACKIE DATE TIME WHAT JOKE AC CE MR ALARM SET M TIME SET RESET on b...

Страница 5: ...lay some ran dom silliness Oh we re wacky REPLAY Press to replay the last sound This can be repeated and then that can be repeated SOUND Slide this to turn the sound On or Off When slid ing from On to...

Страница 6: ...nit out of a 2003 Time Capsule If none of this works please use the same ballpoint pen to do your calculations and write your own jokes Setting the Clock Time After the unit has been reset the display...

Страница 7: ...tion and go right to the Shaving Your Pet Mammals section Press the M DATE SET button and if the sound is on Jackie s voice will confirm your selection that you re about to set the date And we all lov...

Страница 8: ...will say the date as Wednesday January one two thousand and three or two thousand three or twenty oh three for 1 1 2003 On other days he ll say something differ ent but the same way Setting the Alarm...

Страница 9: ...urn off the alarm If the alarm is not turned off after five minutes if the neighbors haven t broken in and shut it off first the unit will go into auto power off mode Calculator Functions To use the c...

Страница 10: ...or M from the display Clear Functions The CLEAR ENTRY CE button deletes the currently displayed value It does not clear any previ ously entered values or functions The ALL CLEAR AC button clears all v...

Страница 11: ...three seconds to delete all the saved jokes Pressing the RESET button will also delete all of the saved jokes When the saved jokes are all deleted it would be a good idea to take pen in hand and jot d...

Страница 12: ...ies It will feel neglected and perhaps eventually file for a separation Press any button or slide any switch to wake the unit up and return to the time mode My Personal Guarantee I promise I will enjo...

Страница 13: ...tor uses 3 AAA batteries included Do not mix alkaline standard carbon zinc or rechargeable nickel cadmi um batteries Do not mix old and new batteries Do not use rechargeable batteries Remove exhausted...

Страница 14: ......

Страница 15: ...ss are hereby limited to 90 DAYS from the date of purchase Consequential or incidental damages resulting from a breach of any appli cable express or implied warranties are hereby excluded Some states...

Страница 16: ...Excalibur Electronics Inc 13755 SW 119th Ave Miami Florida 33186 U S A Phone 305 477 8080 Fax 305 477 9516 Play games live at www ExcaliburElectronics com...

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