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10

its,  Jackie  will  announce  yo u r
number, but it will not be dis-
played on the LCD and will not be
used in any calculation.  Jackie’s
Talking Comedy Calculator will
wait  patiently  for  you  to  stop
showing off and get back to work.

Memory Functions
The 

MEMORY PLUS

(

M

+) button

adds the number currently dis-
p l ayed  to  the  curr e n t ly  stored
number. If the memory is empty,
it places the displayed value in
memory and the memory indica-
tor (M) will appear in the display.
The 

MEMORY MINUS

(

M

-) button

subtracts  the  number  curr e n t ly
d i s p l ayed  from  the  number  al-
ready stored. If the memory is
e m p t y,  it  places  the  displaye d
value as a negative number in
memory and the memory indica-
tor (M) will appear in the display.
The 

MEMORY RECALL

(

MR

button

replaces the currently displayed
number with the value in memory.
The 

MEMORY CLEAR

(

MC

button

clears the memory and removes
the memory indicator (M) from
the display.

Clear Functions
The 

C L E A R E N T RY

(

C E

bu t t o n

deletes  the  curr e n t ly  displaye d
value.  It does not clear any previ-

ously entered values or functions.
The

ALL CLEAR

(

AC

button clears

all values that have been previous-
ly entered.

Percent Function
The 

PERCENT

(%) button is used

to get percentages of a number.
For example, if you want to find
out what 85 percent of 360 is,
press the 

ALL CLEAR

(

AC

button,

then enter 360, then 

MULTIPLY BY

(

X

), then 85 and then the 

PERCENT

(%) button. The answer will be
306.

Playing Jokes 
Press the 

JOKE

button and the

number of the joke will display on
the  LCD  for  three  seconds  as
Jackie tells it to you. Each of the
72 gut-busting jokes will random-
ly play before a joke is repeated.
Pressing the 

REPLAY

button will

replay the last joke. Eventually,
just saying the numbers will be
enough to evoke hysterical laugh-
ter. For a transcript of the jokes,
play them over and over as you
type them.

Saving Jokes 
Press the 

SAVE JOKE

button either

during or after a joke to save that
joke. Jackie will then say, “That’s
one (or “That’s two,” up to ten),”

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Страница 1: ...Model No JK01 Operating Manual www ExcaliburElectronics com Jackie s Talking Comedy Calculator Excalibur Electronics...

Страница 2: ...ety care and battery information there may be a pop quiz on Monday And then keep this manual for reference do not sell it on eBay especially if you jot down your favorite recipes or unimportant relati...

Страница 3: ...get the credit for the regular screwdriver Or was it a guy named Regular Lift off the battery compartment lid Install the batteries making sure to match polarity and Place the tab of the battery com...

Страница 4: ...s Talking Comedy Calculator LCD ENCORE JOKE UNIT DIGIT ALARM CLOCK REPLAY SOUND ON OFF TALKING COMEDY MC ENTER SAVE JOKE ALARM TONE JACKIE DATE TIME WHAT JOKE AC CE MR ALARM SET M TIME SET RESET on b...

Страница 5: ...lay some ran dom silliness Oh we re wacky REPLAY Press to replay the last sound This can be repeated and then that can be repeated SOUND Slide this to turn the sound On or Off When slid ing from On to...

Страница 6: ...nit out of a 2003 Time Capsule If none of this works please use the same ballpoint pen to do your calculations and write your own jokes Setting the Clock Time After the unit has been reset the display...

Страница 7: ...tion and go right to the Shaving Your Pet Mammals section Press the M DATE SET button and if the sound is on Jackie s voice will confirm your selection that you re about to set the date And we all lov...

Страница 8: ...will say the date as Wednesday January one two thousand and three or two thousand three or twenty oh three for 1 1 2003 On other days he ll say something differ ent but the same way Setting the Alarm...

Страница 9: ...urn off the alarm If the alarm is not turned off after five minutes if the neighbors haven t broken in and shut it off first the unit will go into auto power off mode Calculator Functions To use the c...

Страница 10: ...or M from the display Clear Functions The CLEAR ENTRY CE button deletes the currently displayed value It does not clear any previ ously entered values or functions The ALL CLEAR AC button clears all v...

Страница 11: ...three seconds to delete all the saved jokes Pressing the RESET button will also delete all of the saved jokes When the saved jokes are all deleted it would be a good idea to take pen in hand and jot d...

Страница 12: ...ies It will feel neglected and perhaps eventually file for a separation Press any button or slide any switch to wake the unit up and return to the time mode My Personal Guarantee I promise I will enjo...

Страница 13: ...tor uses 3 AAA batteries included Do not mix alkaline standard carbon zinc or rechargeable nickel cadmi um batteries Do not mix old and new batteries Do not use rechargeable batteries Remove exhausted...

Страница 14: ......

Страница 15: ...ss are hereby limited to 90 DAYS from the date of purchase Consequential or incidental damages resulting from a breach of any appli cable express or implied warranties are hereby excluded Some states...

Страница 16: ...Excalibur Electronics Inc 13755 SW 119th Ave Miami Florida 33186 U S A Phone 305 477 8080 Fax 305 477 9516 Play games live at www ExcaliburElectronics com...

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