Manual Version 1.0
2002 Eventide Inc.
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Dan hears the phone ring. He answers it. WXYZ's infamous talk show host/instigator Sherry Dixon is
caught in traffic! Dan will have to fill in until Sherry arrives! Oh dear!
Because he has always wanted to be a talk show host, Dan bravely decides to hold an "open phone"
session, letting listeners call in and discuss (rant) about anything they like. The second caller begins a jag that
culminates with "...I just want to say that anyone who believes the &!#%! news is true is a &!#%!." Yikes!
Ever cool-of-head, Dan hits
DELETE
on the BD960, disconnecting the caller and losing the bad words. He
immediately says, "Wow, Edgar from Waterloo feels pretty strongly about that! Moving on... moving on..."
He tentatively takes the next caller, finger already edging toward
DELETE
.
From the listeners' perspective here's what happened:
Edgar (head full of steam): "...I just want to say that..."
Jingle (cutting in, whimsical): "Double-U ExWhyZee, we never swear at thee..."
Dan (exasperated): "Wow, Edgar from Waterloo feels pretty strongly about that! Moving on...
moving on..."
And that ends the story of Dan and WXYZ's new Eventide BD960
(the part that we care about, anyway)
. He lived
happily ever after.