Machine, feeling neglected and
sensing its self-esteem briskly erod-
ing, will automatically turn off to
spare its batteries. Working in per-
fect concert, the glowing red light
will also go off.
Please press the
TOUCH ME
button
to wake the unit up. If that doesn’t
work, throw a cold glass of water in
its face. (Just kidding ... that would
violate our very, very important
special care do-not-destruct instruc-
tions.) Press the
REPEAT
button to
replay the last joke played.
Due to continuing improvements, actual
product may differ slightly from the
product described herein. Who knows,
it could even get better. That is, if Jackie
could just get funnier.
•
CAUTION: Batteries should be
removed and replaced by adults
only.
• Your Joke Machine requires
three AA batteries, not included.
• Do not mix alkaline, standard
(carbon-zinc) or rechargeable
(nickel-cadmium) batteries.
• Do not mix old and new batter-
ies.
• Do not use rechargeable batter-
ies.
• Remove exhausted batteries
from the unit.
• Do not short circuit battery ter-
minals.
• Remove batteries and store them
in a cool, dry place when not in
use.
• To avoid explosion or leakage,
do not dispose of batteries in a
fire or attempt to recharge alka-
line or other non-rechargeable
batteries.
• Install batteries so that the
polarity (+ and -) matches the
diagram in the battery compart-
ment.
• Use only batteries of the same
BATTERY INFORMATION
SPECIAL CARE
&
HANDLING
•
Avoid rough handling such as
bumping or dropping.
• Avoid moisture and extreme
temperatures. For best results,
use between the temperatures of
39ºF and 100ºF (4ºC and 38ºC).
• Clean using only a slightly
damp cloth. Do not use cleaners
with chemical agents.
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The Joke Machine may lock up due to static
discharge or other electrical disturbances.
If this should happen, use a slim, pointed object to press
the button marked “
RESET
” on the back of the unit.