After inserting new batteries, please
press the
RESET
button on the back
of Jackie’s Talking Joke Machine
with anything pointed that will fit
through the little hole. Then press
the
TOUCH ME
button to turn the
unit on. You’re almost sure to
notice the LED to the left of the
button lighting up with a red glow.
Then press the
TOUCH ME
button
again to play the first joke.
To replace Jackie’s Joke Cartridge
(located in the back of this gizmo),
place your thumb on the raised sur-
faces and then pull your thumb
toward the edge of the gadget until
the cartridge is fully removed from
the slot. Once you’ve accomplished
that, you’re a full half-way through
replacing Jackie’s Joke Cartridge.
Now …
Please insert a different Jackie’s
Joke Cartridge in the slot (or the
same cartridge, should you change
your mind or chicken out), with the
raised surfaces on the outside of the
unit and slide it back in place. Press
the
RESET
button and then press the
TOUCH ME
button to turn the unit
on. The LED light will magically
glow red. Press the
TOUCH ME
but-
ton to play the first joke. Laugh at
the joke.
To play the jokes in order, press the
RESET
button, the
TOUCH ME
button
and then the
VOLUME
t
/
NORMAL
button. You will then hear a “Beep,
beep” sound. Then press the
TOUCH
ME
button. Each of the more than
100 jokes will play in order before
a joke is repeated. Press the
REPEAT
button to replay the last joke.
To play a joke at random, press the
RESET
button, the
TOUCH ME
button
and then the
VOLUME
s
/
RANDOM
button. You will then hear a “Beep”
sound. Then press the
TOUCH ME
button. Each of the more than 100
jokes will play randomly before a
joke is repeated. Press the
REPEAT
button to replay the last joke.
You may only adjust the volume of
the unit while a joke is being played
(that was harsh, eh?). So, should
you decide a change is needed,
please decide which way you want
to go, and then, after a joke starts,
quickly press the
VOLUME
s
/
RAN
-
DOM
button to raise the volume, or
the
VOLUME
t
/
NORMAL
button to
lower the volume. Press the
REPEAT
button to replay the last joke you
heard.
AUTO POWER OFF
If no key is pressed for three min-
utes, Jackie’s Talking Joke
5
TOUCH ME
:
Press this button to play
a joke.
VOLUME
s
/
RANDOM
:
Press this but-
ton to either raise the volume or to
play the jokes at random.
VOLUME
t
/
NORMAL
:
Press this but-
ton to either lower the volume or to
play the jokes in order.
REPEAT
:
Press this button to replay
the last joke you heard.
RESET
:
Located on the back of the
unit. If your Jackie’s Talking Joke
Machine locks up or malfunctions,
please use a ballpoint pen** to
press
RESET
. Also press
RESET
after
inserting new batteries.
** The name “ballpoint pen” is
used with the special permission of
The Billionaire’s Club.
BUTTON FUNCTIONS
USING YOUR TALKING JOKE MACHINE
RESET
(
on back of unit)
REPEAT
VOLUME
t
/
NORMAL
TOUCH ME
VOLUME
s
/
RANDOM
4
LAYOUT OF JACKIE
’
S TALKING JOKE MACHINE