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BUFFCULTURE GUIDE
Buffing is
serious fun
! It just feels so darn good, and there
are seemingly infinite uses. The most fun we’ve had is
when we bring out the BFF at social gatherings or at the
office. There’s a kind of “initiation” that takes place when
people lose their
“buffginity.”
When you look deeply into someone’s eyes, get a creepy
smirk and tell them you’re
“going to buff them” -
the vibe
changes, and a moment of mystery & insecurity washes
over them. Fear not, for when you actually lay the buffer on
them, it’s always
“love at first buff”
…or is it
“buff at first
sight.”
BuffCulture GLOSSARY
.
Let’s face it folks, words like “buff,” “buffing,” and “getting
buffed” are filled with double entendres. Obviously it’s a
serious gadget for well-being, but we also like to have as
much fun with it as possible. If everyone loves the BFF as
much as we loved designing & inventing it, we hope to be
the
“Warren Buffet of Buffers!”
Bufflexology
=
The science of the effects of buffing the feet
(think: Reflexology)
Masterbuffing
=
Buffing oneself . Or mastering oneself via
buffing as a spiritual practice
Motherbuffer
=
One who has recently buffed a mother
Buffable
=
One who looks enticing enough to buff
Lord Buffington
= He who reigns supreme over the buffer
Lady Buffington
= She who reigns supreme over the buffer
Jimmy Buffet
= Someone named Jimmy who happens to be
buffing
Buffology
= The science of studying the effects of buffing
Buffologist
= An expert on buffing
Popular Sayings:
“WTB!” or “
What the buff?!”
“Seriously, the buffer is my new BFF!”
“My personal trainer is so buff. I secretly wanna buff him.”
“I’m gonna buff the (insert expletive) out of you”
“She buffs and she’s cool…I think I’m falling madly in
buff!”
“Ever buffed on an airplane?”
“I can’t get enough of the BUFF!”
“All this buffing reminds me of my favorite singer…Jimmy
Buffet.”
“…and remember the guy who whipped out the buffer at the
party…how random orbital was that!”
“When was the last time you got buffed?”
Make up your own
Buffuendos
and post them along with
pictures of your BFF on www.buffingtonpost.com. If you
dare.
SPECIFICATIONS
All components of this device are UL listed.
MODEL: BFF 1.0
POWER: 0.4 Amp
RPM: 3500
VOLTAGE 120V
~
60Hz
PAD SIZE: 6”
WARRANTY INFO
At this time we are not able to offer any formal warranty.
We are, however, fair and ethical people and will do
anything within our ability to make sure you are happy
with your
Popular Sayings:
“WTB!” or “
What the buff?!”
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