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TailGatorology and Gatorizms
The TailGator
®
was designed and built after seeing a need
for a blender that would work well any place, any time. You
have purchased a product, that we feel has been perfected
after many hours of product design and testing. Ok, honestly,
we don’t remember much about the testing, but the results are
very clear: This Godzilla of Blenders is just super cool!
There is always the question of how many drinks to the
gallon. Although we have attempted that test several times,
we have yet to successfully complete it. The one thing that
has been proven over and over again, is the fact that you will
get more friends, and probably even a few more dates, now that
you own a TailGator
®
.
The TailGator® is truly a very wise investment. You will notice
that when you use the TailGator
®
, you will instantly attract a
crowd. The onlookers will want to see it in action as much as
possible. For every pitcher blended, give yourself a sample. Thus
eliminating your need to purchase ingredients and save yourself
some money.
The spiritual events you might experience with the TailGator
®
could be phenomenal. It has been reported that the TailGator
®
has taken on many different shapes and forms. There are those
who feel it necessary to pray to the Gator God. Besides,
after a few successful operations of the TailGator
®
, if you squint
just right, it looks just like the Gator God or is it Stone
Henge? Nevertheless, it’s all good.
Blend on……...
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Drinks & Smoothies
See ‘Ya Later TailGator
®
6 oz. chocolate chip ice cream
1/4 cup brewed expresso coffee
1/4 cup half and half
3 tbsp. cream of coconut
Place all ingredients in the TailGator
®
. Cover, mix on
low speed to smooth consistency. Serve in wine glass
garnished with fresh strawberries.
Swamp Cooler
2 1/2 cups diced fresh honeydew melon
2 tbsp. chopped fresh mint
1 tbsp. fresh lime juice
pinch salt
1/3 cup ginger ale or lemon-lime soda
6-8 ice cubes
Place all ingredients in the TailGator
®
. Cover, blend
until smooth. Garnish with mint leaves. Serves 2.
