Professional Audio Products Data Sheet
PI 14
PSEUDOACOUSTIC INFECTOR
Application Information
A shaky this may be acceptable and, conceivably, a question-
able that is tolerable, but no system can simultaneously sustain
a jittery this and that. And when panoramic sweeping from here
to there is required, nothing does the job just right. For these
reasons, Rane Corporation developed the PI 14 Pseudoacoustic
Infector.
Nothing has been left out. Transparent to the user but es-
sential to the design is the 128-bit microcontroller running the
front panel. Rane’s exclusive artificial intelligence (AI) algorithm
determines whether the user knows what he’s (it’s always a he;
she’s are too smart to buy this thing) doing. The AI controller
always overrides totally stupid input. In addition, an autopilot
mode exists, whereby the AI controller predetermines what the
operator wants, and executes it beforehand. And finally, the AI
controller features DWIWNWIS (Do what I want, not what I
say) trouble free control interface.
Several envelope-pushing unique features beg attention. Such
as the pneumonic suspension to reduce gravitational electron
drift due to tilted chassis; such as the proprietary paint that re-
flects odd-ordered harmonic light frequencies to reduce non-lin-
ear photon radiation interference; such as Rane’s patent pending
(in 3 galaxies) Time Warp Compression/Expansion to synchro-
nize Here/There time coordinates; such as the Interdimensional
Stabilizer essential for This and That; such as the 10 megawatt
mini fusion reactor power supply for those demanding audio
transients — and featuring the first use of nearly room tempera-
ture (-146° C) bismuth superconductors. (It should be noted that
the cooling system is not provided, but is required.)
No expense
has been spared.
And the physical construction is exquisite. Utilizing another
Rane first, the all-concrete chassis and front panel, the PI 14
displays unequalled vibrational stability. And with the optional
aggregate front panel the Pseudoacoustic Infector is a wonder to
fondle.
Block Diagram
BYPASS
TO BANDS
2-5
(12dB/Octave)
FILTER
0dB
RFI
FILTER
INPUTS
3
2
1
FILTER
+12dB
MUTE
MUTE
3
2
1
BYPASS
SWITCH
0dB
OUTPUTS
PRESENT
SIGNAL
G
SIG
SENSE
SENSE
OL
OVERLOAD
R
R
R
THAT
MASTER
LEVEL
THAT
THIS/THAT
75-3.6kHz
PAN
HERE-THERE
BACK AGAIN
SWITCH
THIS PRE-DRIVE
LEVEL
THIS
SENSE
AMPLIFIER
THIS
AMP
AMP
THAT
ECSTACY
LEVEL
SHEEN
ON/OFF
NON
SENSE
AMP
BREADTH
THAT
THAT
DEPTH
THIS
DEPTH
THIS
BREADTH
NONVIOLENT
THAT LEVEL
PHASE
MATRIX
VIOLET
ULTRA
66MHz
DEEP-SIX
.05Hz
(180dB/Oct)
SUPPRESSOR
R
V+
V+
