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Voodoo Doll Anatomy
CHAPTER III
The Voodoo Doll
Hey bub, watch it with that pin.
Where do you think you’re going, young man?
Plate No. II
FIG 3-1. HAIRPIECE.
Crimson-dyed burlap for the look that
ladies can’t resist!
FIG 3-2. VOODOO PIN.
Dr. Hundo’s Straight Pins of Terror™.
Now throwable! Guaranteed to stay sharp. Quality makes a
diff erence... and you can feel it.
FIG 3-3. HEAD.
Filled with the fi nest cotton stuffi
ng.
FIG 3-4. DOLL STUFFING.
WARNING: Voodoo doll
NOT suitable as a fl otation device. Do not allow to become
waterlogged; doll will sink.
FIG 3-5. HEART PATCH.
Simulated mojo-maximizing Chik-n-
Skin™. Recharge with quality doll hearts, available everywhere.
FIG 3-6. LEGS/FEET.
Reinforced with Kangaroo Mouse Bone
Meal for extra-long leaping ability.
FIG 3-7. HANDS.
Dr. Remy’s Hands-O-Disaster™. Made for
pummeling pit frogs, imps, and other nasties.
FIG 3-8. EYEBALL.
Detachable glass eye with Squint-O-Vision
(patent pending).
FIG 3-9. SKIN.
100% burlap. Highly fl ammable, but treated with
Flame-B-Gon™ to prevent destruction during combustion.
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